Moo Moo Express Home Delivery
Moo Moo Express
(609) 497-4645


Moo Moo Express Home Delivery (609-497-4645)

 

This Month's Specials

Produce Apples, Oranges, Pink Grapefruit
   

Heres The Moo Moo Online Deal

Online pricing is based on two easy steps;
1) 6 Items per delivery,
2) Prompt Payment. (Credit Card Preferred.)
3) Delivery Charge applies on any order less than 6 items
Now with that out of the way, heres how it will work.

    Do the Moo Math. Fact: 85% of all shoppers are impulse buyers. Fact: 36% of all supermarket sales are impulse buys. Ask yourself: Do you go to the store more than once a week? And if so, do you end up picking up more than you need? And do you make a list? If not, you are probably buying more than you need to. This is probably why most supermarkets shy away from delivery. They need you in the store.

Moo Moo Groceries

We now carry about 350 items; the dairy warehouse that we order from carries over 3800 items, so if there is anything that you use on a regular basis and would like to have it delivered now is the time to speak up and let us know, we'll do what we can to make it make the list
 

The New Moo Service

Coming soon... Hopefully by this December you will be able to order online for next day delivery.
 
 

Cow (Non)Sense

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'

Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowlculator

Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry

Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos

What do you `call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated

Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work

Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!
 

Specials This Month  


New Customers

 
Want to join in on the fun?  Tired of driving to the market?  Or are you just interested in having top quality products delivered directly to your doorstep at  supermarket  prices. Now Bringing More to the Door
If so, you may want to become a Moo Moo Express customer.
First time customers call 609-497-4645 to set up service,
from that point on your order is as simple as a phone call or an email away.

Ordering
 
Ordering is easier than ever before.  For now you can just call in your orders at 609-497-4MILK.(4645) Make sure your phone orders are in before 6 pm; emails in by 4 pm for tomorrows delivery.
 

Moo Moo Fashion
 
Are you alway tracking the latest designer styles?  Then you need to own a Moo Moo Express t-shirt.  Just add one to your order and you will receive it with your next delivery.