Moo Moo Express — Home Delivery (609-497-4645)
This Month's Specials
Produce Apples, Oranges, Pink Grapefruit
Heres The Moo Moo Online Deal
Online pricing is based on two easy steps;
1) 6 Items per delivery,
2) Prompt Payment. (Credit Card Preferred.)
3) Delivery Charge applies on any order less than 6 items
Now with that out of the way, heres how it will work.
Do the Moo Math. Fact: 85% of all shoppers are impulse buyers. Fact: 36% of all supermarket sales are impulse buys. Ask yourself: Do you go to the store more than once a week? And if so, do you end up picking up more than you need? And do you make a list? If not, you are probably buying more than you need to. This is probably why most supermarkets shy away from delivery. They need you in the store.
Moo Moo Groceries
We now carry about 350 items; the dairy warehouse that we order from carries over 3800 items, so if there is anything that you use on a regular basis and would like to have it delivered now is the time to speak up and let us know, we'll do what we can to make it make the list
The New Moo Service
Coming soon... Hopefully by this December you will be able to order online for next day delivery.
Cow (Non)Sense
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowlculator
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos
What do you `call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!
